Ask Sweetish

rippyripcord:

Guys

No

YOU SHOULD BE SCARED THAT MSPAINT PONIES FOLLOWED YOU

braeburnlove:

than an old-fashioned, homemade Braeburn Cream Pie

jacob-b-nimbel asked: -he groans- Fine, fine! Where the eloquent pen falls short, the heavy hammer may yet reach. You may one day show kindness, and indeed may have already, to a pony whose only response to your generousity will be to sink their venemus teeth into your bleeding heart! -he huffs- I don't want to see you hurt.

Ah…so that’s what you trying to say -smiles-

jacob-b-nimbel asked: -he sighs- Just... just think about it a little. How may this aesop apply to your life Sweetish Taboo, brother to Our Ladies Princess Celestia and Princess Luna?

Um….uh….eh? -whimpers and shakes his head- I don’t get it!!

jacob-b-nimbel asked: -he shakes his head with a small smile- I confess, 'tis a favorite of mine. On a very rainy day, a scorpion was stranded on a shrinking patch of dirt. Seeing its plight, a frog came along, offering to take it to safety in return for its own safety. The scorpion agreed and crawled atop the frog's back, escaping certain death. Half-way to land, the scorpion sank its tail into the frogs back. As the frog died, it asked why the scorpion would kill them both. Its reply? "Because it is my nature."

Uh….what? -tilts his head-

jacob-b-nimbel asked: -he smiles and kisses your cheek in return- You are too kind to me Sweetish. I worry about that. Have you ever heard the tale of the frog and the scorpion?

Uh….fill me in -grabs a pillow and squees-

code-block asked: How I'd fuck you? I'm more of a bottom so the question is... how would YOU fuck ME?~

Well I’m usually bottom as well, but I would cater to your plot, being gentle and taking my time, then I’ll rut it

queenoftheneighborhood:

averyrook: